What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Your adopted

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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