- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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