How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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This sentence is a lie.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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A van drives into a car.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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You and your parents are going to die today

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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