- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

rocky is here again.......................

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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