What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Poop.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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