- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Fine, ladies first.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Women's rights.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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