- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Rebecca Black

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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