- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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