why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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