- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

i committed murder

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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