- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Caolan and Eamon

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

I like school Said no one ever.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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