- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Chris is hairy

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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