- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

What is the name of the car? What

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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