- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Women's rights

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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