Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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nothing

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women's rights

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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womans having rights.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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Anti Joke

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