Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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