The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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