- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Women's rights.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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