- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Okay.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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