why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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