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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Bryson got a concussion...he died

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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