- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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