- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

There's a god, just kidding.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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