- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??