- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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