What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

honest politician

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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