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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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