What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Terraria

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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