- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Kevin and Ramin

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

baloney sandwich

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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