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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Rebecca Black's career.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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