Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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How would you rule?

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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