Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

The FCC

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

If you have a stroke, call 000

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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