- Anti Joke

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.