An Asian with a big dick.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

wanna hear a joke womens rights

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

this website even though its hilarious.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Knock knock.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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