Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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