- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

bryden is a faggot

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

a black man did not eat chicken.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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