- Anti Joke

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.