- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

John lazzaro likes dick

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

so...um, yeah

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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