- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Irish sobriety

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

A hill billy went fishing

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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