- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

haha black people :D

A dyslexic blind man

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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