- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Justin beiber..

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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