Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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This is a random Anti joke.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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