- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Stop procrastinating.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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