- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Sharvil has aids 4 times

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

A car walks into a bar.

im @ work, LOL.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??