- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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