Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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A car walks into a bar.

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You were born.

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im @ work, LOL.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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