- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

womens rights

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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