- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Homosexualism is so gay man

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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