A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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