- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

What's your blood type? Red.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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