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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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