Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

chinga tue madre Ryan

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

tea with milk?

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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