- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

No antijoke here.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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