Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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