- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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