Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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