Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Loperson

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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Kevin and Ramin

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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