- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

The truth is he loves her!!

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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