- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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