- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

i killed my family

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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