Title IX

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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