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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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