If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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