- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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