- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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