Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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