Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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