- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What's 1+1? 69.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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