Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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