- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

why do fat people eat so much? who cares

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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