Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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