- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

what you get time to go with? - a clock

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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