How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

haha Otarts was here

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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