- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm homeless.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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