So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Kyle grund parker coffey

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Penis chickens

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Turkeys are obese

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Your Mum is soo fat.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Why did jim all I over? He dies

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

asians have slitted eyes lol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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