A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Life

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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