- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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