- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

G:nock nock B:come in!

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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