What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

haha Otarts was here

I'm HIV positive.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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