So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

penis

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

women's rights

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

haha black people :D

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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