- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Racial Equality

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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