How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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