- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

A seal walks into a club.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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