- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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