- Anti Joke

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!