- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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