Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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You just read this ..

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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