- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

what goes boo a sock

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

The Princess is in another castle

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

black people

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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