- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Want to hear a joke? No.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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