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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

why did you poop because you are a poop

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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