Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

so...um, yeah

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

What do you call an arab ?

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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