- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

I need to start studying.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

say it ten times fast: oh

Fat? Jesse Z

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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