- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Connor is homosexuaI

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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