- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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