- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

It got hit by a rocket.

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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