What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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bryden is a faggot

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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