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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Knock knock.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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