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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

The duck didn't cross the road.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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