- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Your girlfriend.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

the midget went to the midget store

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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