- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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hi michael

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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