- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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