- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

black chicken. kfc

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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