A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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