- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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