- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

How do you spell eight? 8

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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