- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Dwight Howard

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

nolan is gay

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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