how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

your no better than a cockroach

Your life

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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