- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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