- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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