Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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penis in the camel

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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