- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

osama bin laden is dead

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead