- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

What's the new green? Green

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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