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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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