- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Mooses

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Where can I apply for janitor school?

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