- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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