- Anti Joke

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Horse.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family