2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Sam Hengal.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

You having friends.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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