What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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