Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What do you call an arab ?

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Prostitution is bad.......

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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8===D

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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