Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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A paralysed man falls over.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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