Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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