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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

my mind's eye?

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