- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Justin Bieber.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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