whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Manchester City

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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