You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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