why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Julian Ha.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Take wrong turns

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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