- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Knock Knock. Doors open

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

A black man has a job.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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