- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD Jackass.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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