whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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