- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

i killed my family

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Women's rights

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Black people.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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