- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??